Chuck Norris Weekly Top 5

Weekly Chuck Norris jokes. Dude's a badass!!

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

2. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

3.They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

4. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

5. Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.