- Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
- Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
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