1. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in tennis.
2. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win, FOREVER!!!!
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents everytime he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
5. When Chuck Norris gives blood, he declines syringes, he asks for a gun and a bucket!!!
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