So I recently watched the Tila Tequila sextape. Why, because like many Americans, I've never seen her have sex. I have to admit though, no matter how amateur they try to make it look, they all seem to be perfectly staged. However, my point is that, people love to watch other people, whether they are on TV or having sex. A lot of people believe the sextape thing started with Paris Hilton, but in fact, it was started in the early 90s with another blonde, Pamela Anderson. The difference being, she fucked rock stars, like Bret Michaels and more famously Tommy Lee. I was in high school when I heard about the Pam and Tommy tape, and at this time Pamela Anderson was the hottest celebrity around, just based on star power and name. This tape was a 90s phenomenon and caused multiple internet servers to crash, now that's some serious interest. Before Paris Hilton was videotaped fucking in what looked like a nighttime military operation, who knew who she was? NOBODY, that's who. She then proceeded to promote the tape like a Floyd Mayweather fight by saying it was stolen and COULD be out in the public. Come on, you don't lose tapes of yourself having sex! Then, surprise surprise it ends up in the hands of a porn company, who paid her for the rights to release it, BOOM, a star is born. One in a million shot, right? I mean, WWE Superstar Chyna had a sextape that followed, but I guess she didn't think, people might not want to see a so-called woman like her having sex. Gotta admit, I saw it and it was kinda like watching National Geographic. No nice way to put this, Chyna's vagina SUCKS!!! So looks like its over for the sextape. WRONG!! Enter Kim Kardashian, Ray J did. Sorry, had to do that. Kim blended her knowledge of the two successful tapes, fuck a famous singer like Pam, check, and say the tape was stolen like Paris, checkmate. What followed for Kim, well, we all know who the fuck she is!!! So for the ladies struggling in Hollywood who don't want to put in the time and effort that goes with becoming famous, you don't need drugs and crazy behavior, all you need is a camera, a partner (preferably famous), and what God gave you.
Here are a few of the ladies who need your support in making their Hollywood dreams come true:
Shauna Sand, Nikki "Hoopz" Alexander and Tila Tequila, if I missed any, sorry hope you get fucked soon!!
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